How Toddlers and A Broken Foot Are Alike

What parenting a toddler and having a broken foot* have in common:

*Considering you must keep off the surgery foot for 6 weeks by using a knee scooter

1. You can't reach things you need when you need them

2. You don't remember where things are

3. Strangers come up to you and ask questions

4, Your laundry hasn't been done in weeks

5. You keep changing your schedule

6. Going to the bathroom and showering is a challenge

7. It looks easier than it feels - every pebble is a jolt

8. You finally found your favorite top under the bed behind the laundry basket

9. You yearn for someone to make you meals and bring them to you

10. It takes a long time to get something done

11. The world doesn't stop and wait for you

12. People forget what it's like

13. Your car is full of a lot more stuff

14. Family members notice what you're not able to do

15. Some days, it's just hard to be upbeat

16. Whenever you sit down, you remember something you forgot in the other room

17. People say ridiculous things to you

18. You struggle to perform basic grooming

19. People forget it's challenging for you right now

20. Sometimes, it just feels good to cry

Mosquito Philosophizing

Every summer, I am juicy bait for mosquitoes no matter where I am. They seek me out, ride in my car and bite me in all the right areas to make me swell and itch for about a week per bite. If you sit next to me, they won't bite you - so please plan to include me at your next picnic as a decoy! Tonight while simply walking into another room, I felt that tell-tale prick and knew that I had just received the fourth bite of the night on its way to swell to the size of a dime. Each time I'm bit, I need to apply multiple layers of liquid benadryl for approximately 20 minutes before the stubborn itch subsides. No texting or crocheting can happen while I reapply the wand. Sigh. "Here I go again ," I woefully said to self. And then it hit me -- mosquito behavior is worth studying!! Mosquitoes leave lasting impressions. As I write this, the latest bite has increased 50 fold, forcing me to to pay attention to it. What can we do to leave a lasting impression with others causing th...

Are You Are An I-Told-You-So Parent?

If you can answer yes to 2 or more of following questions, you might be an I-Told-You-So parent. If that's the case, the rest of this post will describe why you need to switch to Reality Discipline. 1. I tell my kid(s) that if they don't _________, this ________ will happen [If you don't finish your breakfast, you'll be hungry] 2. I remind my kid(s) about things that they should have remembered to do/not do... [If you had brought your jacket, you wouldn't have been cold] 3. When I remove a privilege, I say something like "See? If you wouldn't have done ____, this wouldn't have happened?" [Aren't you going to remember next time????] 4. I think that describing things to my kid(s) ahead of time is very important because my words will help guide them [So if you leave you bike out one more time, it might get stolen...] 5. I give lots of warnings and don't follow up [You won't get to have your birthday party!! Your tablet is gone forever!!!...

Talking Ukraine to Our Kids

Here's what I would to my own children if they were still littles and only if they were aware of the news: Early Elementary talking points - not addressed in one sitting, sprinkled when asked: "You know there are over 201 countries on this planet. Some are really big and powerful, some are growing, and some are really small. We live in one of the biggest countries. Right now, the leader of one the other really big countries has decided to try and take over a smaller country named Ukraine. Ukraine does not want to be taken over. Ukraine is fighting the bigger country to stay separate. A fight like this is called a "war". A war means different people fighting about who they think is right. Most of the whole world thinks that attacking Ukraine is not okay. Our country - the United States of America - does not think this is right and wants to help the people living in Ukraine. There are a lot of people in the government arguing about what to do and that's what w...

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